Are You in Prison?
If you are, then I’m surprised you have Internet access! If you’re not, then you can still enjoy quality prison moonshine AKA juice, jump, raisin jack, brew, chalk, buck, hooch, and pruno. Modern Drunkard Magazine has two recipes available: Classic Pruno and Rich’s Orange Jack.
Pruno is made with oranges, fruit cocktail, sugar, ketchup, and water. Doesn’t it sound tasty? Here’s the author’s reaction:
I had to fight hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution and instinct to get down the first swallow. Even with my nose stuffed with toilet paper, my first instinct was to vomit out what my lizard brain told me was deadly poison.
Orange Jack is made with orange juice concentrate, sugar, dinner rolls, and water. The dinner rolls are a surprising addition, but they are apparently there for yeast. Aside from the bread, this actually doesn’t sound so bad, but I think I’ll continue to stick to store-bought alcohol.
