Can’t Get It Up?
It’s well-known that alcohol has the effect of lowering sexual inhibitions. However, it also has the rather nasty effect of lowering your man-parts. Plus, if you drink too much, you’ll likely conk out before performing the deed.
So, the question is then: what’s the optimal amount to drink? Well, some researchers performed some experiments to find the answer.
The basic answer is keep your blood alcohol content below 0.05% if you’re a man. Otherwise, something might not work correctly. For women, get your blood alcohol level to about 0.04% to feel your horniest. Any higher though, and you’ll become sleepy.
February 12th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
I found this to be the most interesting part of the article:
“Alcohol can produce secondary feminine sex characteristics like decline of body hair, weaker muscles, atrophy of the testicles, development of women’s breasts and, of course, lost libido and impotence.”
wheeeee…. you can get drunk AND get an au naturel boob job!