Drinking on the Slopes

COLDPOLEDoes anyone out there need a set of lightly used ski poles? I sure don’t need mine any more now that I’ve discovered the COLDPOLE.

The “world’s finest liquid reservoir ski pole” holds approximately 8 oz. of liquid, so you can carry about half a pint per pole. Very cool! The taller you are, the more liquid you can carry with you on the slope, and by “liquid”, I of course mean “alcohol”. They’re a bit on the expensive side for $74.95 + S/H, but it could be worth it to not have to carry around a flask or to pay the outrageous ski resort prices.

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The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
     —Arthur Lewis