It’s All in Your Head
A study conducted at Federal University in Sao Paulo shows that your Red Bull and vodka doesn’t boost stamina.
The study used 14 volunteers who drank water, alcohol, an energy drink, and alcohol plus an energy drink over a span of four weeks. They were then given a cycling test. The researchers found that the combined alcohol and energy drink didn’t improve performance or reduce physiological and biological alteractions.
Of course, I’d first like to see a date on this article. What kind of newspaper doesn’t date its articles? Second, I’d like to see a study that uses more volunteers, preferrably including me. Third, I’d like to see them do something other than cycle. Fourth, I will not drink Red Bull and vodka regardless, because I find it gross.
