Real Men Don’t Drink Wine
Do you feel like a girly girl when you drink wine? Do you feel emasculated as you pop the cork and sip? Do you not feel like a real man when you hold a wine glass in your hand rather than a beer can? Well, fear no more, because there’s now wine for men.
Ray’s Station Vineyards is now marketing wines billed as “The Hearty Red Wine for Men”. Their promotional materials now say things like “John G. Ray thought a 12 point buck paired nicely with his Cabernet” and “John G. Ray believed if you could catch it and cook it, it would go with red wine.”
Despite the new marketing blitz though, I doubt many guys will start showing up at tailgates with bottles of wine instead of kegs of beer.
