Top Ten Alcohol Warnings
Surgeon General, take heed of these new possible warnings for alcohol:
- 10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
- 9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
- 8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
- 7.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- 6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
- 5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
- 4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
- 3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
- 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
- 1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.
