Note to Self: Stay Away from Women Drinking Whiskey
Love@AOL has compiled a Happy Hour Drink Decoder that enables you to figure out your next potential victim’s date’s personality. Thankfully, I’m no longer on the dating scene (scoring points with the girlfriend here), but perhaps the guide will help some of you readers.
Here’s a quick synopsis:
- Beer
- Women: Down-to-earth
- Men: Simple stereotypical guy
- Martini
- Women: Classy or Sex in the City wannabe
- Men: Ambivalent; depends on drink
- Whiskey
- Women: Proceed with caution
- Men: Successful, but only with single malts
- Champagne
- Women: Enjoys fine things but is worth it
- Men: Romantic
- Margarita
- Women: Wild girl
- Men: Wild guy but stay away if frozen
- Daiquiri
- Women: Jail bait
- Men: Immature
- Mojito
- Women: Likes adventure
- Men: Worldly
- Wine
- Women: Traditional but sophisticated
- Men: Depends
Of course, like all dating guides, YMMV. Of course, there’s a great deal of variation, too. Apparently, I swing among simple, worldly, sophisticated, successful, or other descriptors depending on the bar and mood. However, you’ll never catch me drinking a frozen daiquiri!
