Special Surprise in Barrel of Rum
This makes me want to vomit.
Hungarian builders who drank all of the rum in a 300-liter barrel discovered a pickled corpse at the bottom. (Thankfully, there’s no picture of the corpse.) The rum had a “special taste”, so they decanted bottles to take home. When attempting to move the “empty” barrel, the body of a naked man fell out.
The body was put in the barrel twenty years ago by his wife in Jamaica to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return. His wife has since died as well.

May 4th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
The wife’s dead? I wonder which barrell she’s in?
May 4th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
I wonder where I might obtain a bottle of that special rum. I have “special friends” for whom I’d love to serve it on occasion. –Doc.