Drunken Monkey Style
The Discovery Channel has an article about boozing rhesus macaques. Studies show that their behavior is very similar to human alcohol use. For example, monkeys that live alone drink 2-3 times as much. Some like to end the day by drinking. Lower-ranked monkeys and males drink more. Blood alcohol levels often exceed .o8, and many drink heavily, resulting in vomiting, stumbling around, and falling asleep.
Aside from the science, though, that picture has got to be the best part of it. I think I just found my new mascot.
