Beer Tongs for Cold Beers

Fed up with beer ruined by warm hands? Then use BEER TONGS brand beer tongs, for a more satisfactory beer drinking experience.

This is a funny parody of the new Coors cans with “cold label technology” sent to me by Mark Day. Since I don’t think I have the cash for BEER TONGS brand beer tongs, I’ll need a cadaver instead.

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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
     —David Moulton