Perhaps He Should’ve Used an Urinal
A drunk man in Johor Baru, Malaysia was found with his penis stuck in a beer bottle at a bus station. He had apparently been trying to urinate. The man was sent to a hospital, but on arrival, he asked to “go out for a while” and immediately fled the scene. (Wouldn’t you? And how did he run around like that?)
Next time you’re wasted and need to go, learn something from this man’s experience.
July 25th, 2006 at 2:31 am
The relevant lesson to learn is to use something with a wider mouth, like a Snapple bottle. Actually, it’s best to have at least two Snapple bottles handy, since one may not be sufficient.
July 25th, 2006 at 2:36 am
Dude, too much information.