American Sailors Love Beer More Than Women
A group of American sailors on shore leave in Perth, Australia listed their priorities like this:
- Eat an enormous hamburger with fries at the bustling Munchies van outside the Fremantle Passenger Terminal
- Grab a real coffee
- Shop for clothes and souvenirs
- Drink beer
- See a real live kangeroo
- Drink beer
- Dinner at a restaurant
- Drink the night away
Asked if meeting local women factored in anywhere, they replied only if it didn’t interfere with drinking. I think they’ll fit right in with the Australians. To reference another American icon, here’s a quote from The Simpsons episode Bart vs. Australia:
Marge: I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, I said coffee.
Bartender: Beer.
Marge: Cof-fee.
Bartender: Be-er.
Marge: (spells) C-O…
Bartender: (spells) B-E…
