WikiHow has an article on how to brew cheap wine, a.k.a. hobo-wine. All you need is a pot, grape juice concentrate, sugar, yeast, water, a jug, and a balloon. While not as nasty looking as pruno, it doesn’t sound exactly wonderful. (Perhaps you should just buy a bottle of Two Buck Chuck instead.)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
