Bartender Develops Tolerance for Alcoholics
The Onion reports that a bartender in Madison, NJ has developed a tolerance for alcoholics. Since getting his license in 1996, he’s taken in at least four a night, but lately, he’s had to take in 9, 10, even 15 in order to feel anything at all. Alcoholism tolerance is a brewing problem in the hospitality industry, and experts warn that bartenders can develop unhealthy tolerances for smokers, drug users, and sex addicts, too.
In case it’s not obvious, this is fake news.
September 11th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
The sad thing is, it’s not THAT fake!