How To Make Royalty Look Good
- Find a bear, preferably a good-natured one raised on a farm.
- Feed the bear a mixture of honey and vodka.
- Push the bear onto a field.
- Give his highness a rifle.
- Have his highness kill the bear with one shot.
Incidentally, giving a bear vodka is not illegal in Russia. However, killing a tame bear (not a wild one) may be illegal. This, of course, comes up due to news that King Juan Carlos of Spain may killed a tame and liquored-up bear on a recent trip to Russia.
