Staying Young the Teri Hatcher Way
Apparently, wine isn’t just for drinking. The new book “The Black Book of Hollywood Beauty Secrets” (clearly on my Christmas wish list) reveals that Teri Hatcher stays hot and desperate by soaking in wine.
Apparently, the polyphenols found in grapes help “jump-start conclusion to reveal healthier glowing softer skin”. Pour a cup of red wine into a warm bath, add rose petals (my favorite), and soak for 20 minutes. Soon, you’ll have incredible breasts that people will think are fake, but they’ll be real and fantastic!

November 22nd, 2006 at 10:24 am
Nice Seinfeld reference!