Staying Young the Teri Hatcher Way

Apparently, wine isn’t just for drinking. The new book “The Black Book of Hollywood Beauty Secrets” (clearly on my Christmas wish list) reveals that Teri Hatcher stays hot and desperate by soaking in wine.

Apparently, the polyphenols found in grapes help “jump-start conclusion to reveal healthier glowing softer skin”. Pour a cup of red wine into a warm bath, add rose petals (my favorite), and soak for 20 minutes. Soon, you’ll have incredible breasts that people will think are fake, but they’ll be real and fantastic!

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One Response to “Staying Young the Teri Hatcher Way”

Chris Says:
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:24 am
Nice Seinfeld reference!

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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