How To Solve Underage Drinking

Now, this is just awesome: merry pensioners given seized booze. Yes! That is how to solve the problem of underage drinking.

The police in Lancashire seized more than 1000 bottles and cans of alcopops. Instead of pouring them down the toilet, they chose to hand them out to senior citizens living in shelters.

Can you imagine how much free booze could be redistributed to legal adults simply by cracking down on underage drinking? It’s like stealing from the wrongfully rich and giving to the poor.

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