Days That End in Y

Modern Drunkard has put together a funny yet very true list of 86 rules of boozing. Some of my favorites:

• Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
• Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you’re doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
• If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
• Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
• If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.