86 Rules of Boozing
Modern Drunkard has put together a funny yet very true list of 86 rules of boozing. Some of my favorites:
- Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
- Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you’re doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
- If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
- Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
- If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
January 2nd, 2007 at 10:44 am
I think I’ve violated several of these. I need to shape up. Maybe that’ll be my first resolution for ‘07: Drinking by the rules!