Men Flock To Buy Breast-Enhancing Beer
Now that Bulgaria is a member of the EU, Europeans no longer have to pay customs duties on numerous goods, such as Boza beer, which supposedly increases women’s breast size. As a result, men have been hurrying to Bulgaria to buy the beer in the hopes of turning their wives and girlfriends from flat boards into top-heavy sex kittens. Of course, I bet that if you fed enough beer to anyone, that they would grow some fantastically large boobs to complement their fantastically large beer bellies. Hurray for manboobs!
