Valentine’s Day Round-Up
Yes, I’m still alive—just a little swamped/lazy! Anyway, here’s the quicklist of interesting links before they all became staler than a glass of Champagne left out overnight due to raunchy Valentine’s Day sex.
- Noir Lite: Beer’s Good-Time Humor Turns Black: Or why cute ribbiting frogs morphed into rock-throwing jackasses.
- Absolutly Mad: Man Downs Litre of Vodka to Dodge Plane Liquid Law: Or how to be a complete dumbass and make international headlines.
- Pitchman’s Beer Ad Catches Flak: Here in Boston, the Puritans are complaining yet again. This time, it’s about future Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka’s chugging beer in a Japan-only advertisement. He’s not even here yet! Calm the f*** down!
- Bottle Size Names: A brief vocab guide to appearing smarter than you really are when you’re at a bar.
- Suck & Blow (and choke?): Otherwise known as “using a neat alcohol delivery device to trick women into doing something completely hot and lesbianish”.
Nope, I’m not drunk—just in a hurry to get there.
February 15th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Am I the only one who is dismayed by the fact that 4 of the top 5 selling beers in the US are light beers? (mentioned in the first story)
My fellow good beer enthusiasts, we’ve got a lot of work to do!