Canadians Like Beer—A Lot
Some male tongues prefer licking beer mugs to pussy
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According to a survey sponsored by Coors Light, more than 44% of men say having a cold drink is their favorite way to cool off, and 38% would prefer to be immersed in a pool filled with ice-cold beer instead of a pool filled with ice.
Then, the Canadians take it too far. A survey sponsored by Moosehead reveals that only 72% of Canadians would prefer sex to beer if given a choice between the two. In particular, don’t expect to get any from Atlantic Canadians where 40% of them would prefer beer to sex!
(Also, major props go to The Winnipeg Sun for using the word “nookie” in their article!)
