Crunk Is a Word
Celebrating the neologism with bling
Credit: neilhinchley
Office Lackey: “Dude, I was so crunk last night.”
Office Peon: “‘Crunk’ isn’t a word, dumbass.”
Office Lackey: “Oh, yes, it is. Look here.”
Office Peon: “Fine. Well, you’re still using it incorrectly since it still doesn’t mean crazy and drunk according to Merriam-Webster.”
Office Lackey: “Hey, it says it’s a ‘word of fluctuating meaning’, so I’m right. I was crazy and drunk, hence I was crunk.”
Boss: “Both of you shutup and get back to work!”
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