That’s Not a Flask. This Is a Flask!

It’s long, hard, and filled with fun liquid!
Credit: Orvis
Are you feeling emasculated and unmanly? Then, kick up your virility a notch with this one gallon flask. Seriously, one whole fucking gallon!
Next buy: clown pants with a giant pocket.
Thanks, Vlad!
Tags: flask

July 14th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
If this thing weren’t really exorbitant, I would totally get it for a groomsman gift…