That’s Not a Flask. This Is a Flask!

Orvis One Gallon Flask

It’s long, hard, and filled with fun liquid!
Credit: Orvis

Are you feeling emasculated and unmanly? Then, kick up your virility a notch with this one gallon flask. Seriously, one whole fucking gallon!

Next buy: clown pants with a giant pocket.

Via Crib Candy

Thanks, Vlad!

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One Response to “That’s Not a Flask. This Is a Flask!”

  1. David Russcol Says:

    If this thing weren’t really exorbitant, I would totally get it for a groomsman gift…

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