My Real College Education
Crazy Teenage Chicken Scratch
Credit: Michael Guo
I was cleaning out some old papers when I found this from a college Spanish class I took freshman year. Keep in mind I was 18! Most of the students were sophomores and definitely under 21, though I do remember one senior in there desperately trying to finish his foreign language requirement.
I have no idea what this was for, but I think we had to answer questions after watching a video about tequila. Anyway, it’s amusing to me now.
Tequila!!!
- Qué es la diosa de fertilidad? (What is the goddess of fertility?)
Malahuey- De qué planta obtiene tequila? (From what plant does tequila come?)
agave azul (blue agave)- Qué tipo de planta es este? (What type of plant is this?)
una planta como cacto (a cactus-like plant)- Cuanda fue el primer destileria fundó? (When was the first distillery founded?)
1878- Cómo se llama los dos familias grandes en el negocio del tequila? (What are the names of the two biggest families in the tequila business?)
Cuervo y (Cuervo and)- Cuantos tipos de tequila son y cómo se llama? (How many types of tequila are there and what are their names?)
3 - blancos, añejo y b…- Qué por ciento de tequila tiene el sabor mejor? (What percent of tequila has the best taste?)
30- Qué es el problema mas grande para tequila ahora? (What is the biggest problem for tequila today?)
no tiene bastante agaves azúles- Qué son los agencias gobiernos para tequila? (What are the government agencies for tequila?)
Worma Oficial Mexicana- Y finalmente, te gusta tequila? (And finally, do you like tequila?)
Sí (Yes)
Those profs certainly knew how to keep our attention!
Tags: college, education, spanish, Tequila
