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I was cleaning out some old papers when I found this from a college Spanish class I took freshman year. Keep in mind I was 18! Most of the students were sophomores and definitely under 21, though I do remember one senior in there desperately trying to finish his foreign language requirement.

I have no idea what this was for, but I think we had to answer questions after watching a video about tequila. Anyway, it’s amusing to me now.

Tequila!!!

1. Qué es la diosa de fertilidad? (What is the goddess of fertility?)
   Malahuey
2. De qué planta obtiene tequila? (From what plant does tequila come?)
   agave azul (blue agave)
3. Qué tipo de planta es este? (What type of plant is this?)
   una planta como cacto (a cactus-like plant)
4. Cuanda fue el primer destileria fundó? (When was the first distillery founded?)
   1878
5. Cómo se llama los dos familias grandes en el negocio del tequila? (What are the names of the two biggest families in the tequila business?)
   Cuervo y (Cuervo and)
6. Cuantos tipos de tequila son y cómo se llama? (How many types of tequila are there and what are their names?)
   3 - blancos, añejo y b…
7. Qué por ciento de tequila tiene el sabor mejor? (What percent of tequila has the best taste?)
   30
8. Qué es el problema mas grande para tequila ahora? (What is the biggest problem for tequila today?)
   no tiene bastante agaves azúles
9. Qué son los agencias gobiernos para tequila? (What are the government agencies for tequila?)
   Worma Oficial Mexicana
10. Y finalmente, te gusta tequila? (And finally, do you like tequila?)
    Sí (Yes)

Those profs certainly knew how to keep our attention!

Office Lackey: “Dude, I was so crunk last night.”

Office Peon: “‘Crunk’ isn’t a word, dumbass.”

Office Lackey: “Oh, yes, it is. Look here.”

Office Peon: “Fine. Well, you’re still using it incorrectly since it still doesn’t mean crazy and drunk according to Merriam-Webster.”

Office Lackey: “Hey, it says it’s a ‘word of fluctuating meaning’, so I’m right. I was crazy and drunk, hence I was crunk.”

Boss: “Both of you shutup and get back to work!”

Via Wired

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Thanks, Vlad!