The Heineken Experience

January 8th, 2008 3:50 PM

I actually didn’t end up going to all that many breweries as I’d originally planned. Somewhere in the >1 month of travel between Dublin and Amsterdam, I decided to go to more art museums and historical sites rather than to more breweries and distilleries. Yeah, I regret it now. In fact, it occurs to me that I actually didn’t visit a single working brewery. All of them had been turned into museums!

Anyway, here are a few photos that I snapped at The Heineken Experience in Amsterdam. Apparently, I went in just the nick of time, though, as it closed soon after my visit for renovations until Summer 2008.

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Some old bike presumably used for deliveries of beer.

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The Heineken Experience includes a recreation of an old Amsterdam street.

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Nope, these vats aren’t used for brewing any more.

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Included in the tour are three beers (which are definitely not full-sized pints) and a gift of some sort. At the time I visited, it was a nifty bottle opener encased in a fake Heineken bottle.

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The World of Heineken, i.e., Here’s a Bunch of Our Ads

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Some crazily pink corridor. I don’t actually remember what was there. By that point, I was getting somewhat bored.

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This is where they brainwash you—I mean, where they allow you to view old Heineken ads.

A Tour of The Old Jameson Distillery

January 5th, 2008 1:24 PM

Fairly early one afternoon in Dublin, I got rather sick of going to museum after museum and walked straight to the Jameson Distillery. There, I got a little sloshed and learned all about Jameson and whiskey distillation.

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Arriving at The Old Jameson Distillery

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Heading to the front door

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JJ’s Bar at the front

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Waiting for the next tour to begin

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Our somewhat sarcastically excited Irish tour guide

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A mock-up of the grain storehouse

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Heading to the next part of the tour

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Our tour guide describes something about grain

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An old harvester

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Water wheel

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A model of the mill

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Millstone—if I recall correctly, this is the one to rub for luck

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Learning about step #4: mashing

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The big no. 1 mash tun

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Learning about washback

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Washback No. 1

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Describing the distillation process

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Stills

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Learning about coopering and what happens to barrels of whiskey

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The taste test at the end. Unfortunately, I didn’t raise my hand fast enough.

Jameson also has a promotional video of the whole tour along with some pictures and other info. If you have a chance to visit, then you should definitely go! It’s a little pricey, but they make up for it by giving you whiskey.

Virtual Guinness Storehouse Tour

January 3rd, 2008 1:37 PM

One of my first stops in Dublin was the Guinness Storehouse where I did the self-guided tour and had a pint of Guinness at the top. Many think the tour is uninspired and boring, but I did enjoy it.

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Walking to Guinness!

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Yet more walking…

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Crane Street Gate at St. James’s Gate

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What? More walking?

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Some of John Gilroy’s famous ads on display outside.

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Finally at the entrance.

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Guinness sign at Market Street entrance.

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Starting the ridiculously expensive tour.

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Ingredient #1: Barley

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At St. James’s Gate Brewery, Guinness use 100,000 tonnes of Irish grown barley per year.

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Ingredient #2: Hops

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Ingredient #3: Yeast

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Ingredient #4: Water

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Cheesy Ingredient #5: Arthur Guinness

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Some sort of control panel

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Here, you can pour your own pint or wait until the end of the tour.

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Tasting lab

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Looking back at the beginning of the tour

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Huge display about coopering

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Walking among Guinness ads from the last century

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Lots and lots of Guinness advertising, mostly by John Gilroy.

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Even more Guinnes ads.

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Enjoying pints and the view at Guinness’s Gravity Bar at the top.

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Guinness’s faithful pouring pints at the top.

Guinness also has their own (much better) virtual tour, though if possible, do it in person! Not only will you get the best-tasting, freshest pint of Guinness ever but you’ll also be in Ireland!

I’m Baaack!

December 18th, 2007 10:41 AM

It’s December 12, and I’m here to announce that Days That End in Y is officially back. I’m restarting my regular posting and have absolutely no plans to stop again.

The past week has been quite the roller coaster ride, and I’ve been seriously stressed. However, I think I have most of the server issues under control. Hopefully, apache won’t crash today, spammers will be held at bay, and traffic won’t bring my server to its knees. (Fingers crossed!) As I alluded to in the previous post, popularity of Today’s Reason to Drink (which you can see in the upper left-hand corner of the page) along with spambots caused my web host to shut down Days That End in Y and subsequently throttle visits to the point where the site was basically unusable. The gadget is currently getting about 1.4 million views per week, so that’s understandable. I’m now using a virtual private server with Slicehost, which is much more flexible and powerful than the shared web host I was on before. Unfortunately, it’s also more expensive. As a result, I’m looking for sponsors for Today’s Reason to Drink. Sponsor ads will be unobtrusive, brief text ads that show up at the bottom of the gadget, replacing the Days That End in Y link. If you are interested in getting 200,000 page views per day, then please contact me! If you know absolutely anyone who might be interested, then send them this page! I would greatly appreciate any monetary help to keep this site running.

Also, I’ve switched to WordPress. I think I managed to import and set up everything correctly. Previous permalinks will continue to work. However, if you’re linking to a page, please update your links to the new ones to help decrease load on my server.

Anyway, what’s been going on since August 13, which has kept me busy? Well…

  • I backpacked through Western and Central Europe for one-and-a-half months. Some but not all of the photos I took are available. Not only did I meet lots of great people and see lots of great sights, but I also partook in lots of the local drinking culture. In Dublin, I stopped by Stag’s Head, toured Guinness, and went to the Jameson Distillery. In Lisbon, I drank plenty of Super Bock. In Madrid, I went out for tapas and sangria. In Germany, I stumbled my way through clubs and bars in Berlin. In Venice, I stopped each afternoon for a refreshing sprizze usually made with Aperol. In Bratislava, I bought and drank ridiculously inexpensive but good beer. In Belgium, I made sure to stop by lots of bars to drink incredible Belgian beers that cost so much in the USA that the price difference practically paid for the plane ticket. And in Amsterdam, well, I shouldn’t really publish those sorts of things in public under my name. Don’t worry. This wasn’t a complete itinerary and drink list!
  • I went to San Diego and Los Angeles to a wedding and to visit family. Unfortunately, I arrived in San Diego the day that those huge wildfires started consuming everything in sight, so I was unable to visit Stone or any of the other great breweries in the area. However, I did have the opportunity to go to Father’s Office in Santa Monica, which is definitely on my must-visit list for any future trips to LA. Not only do they have a great selection of draft and bottled beers (where else are you going to find a peach lambic on tap???) but they also have the absolute best hamburger I’ve ever had on the West Coast. Unfortunately, I was in California when the Red Sox won the World Series (argh!), but I was able to watch the game with fellow Sox fans at Barney’s Beanery, which has an excellent beer list (132 total!) and more TV screens than Circuit City.
  • I visited San Francisco twice. I apologize to anyone I couldn’t see there: too many familial obligations. Then, there was also my girlfriend’s family. Unfortunately, one of those visits was punctuated by hurling in a sink after having a little too much gin.
  • I swung by New Haven and New York. In New Haven, I had the opportunity to go to Delaney’s for the first time, which I do recommend. Their drink menu isn’t as extensive as some of the other places listed here, but if you’re in New Haven, it’s a good choice. As for New York, I was really mostly just passing through.
  • And of course, I’ve spent some time here in Boston just relaxing when not stressing over money and my server. I’m looking forward to a bit of quiet time interspersed with work, skiing, and drinking. I’ve already been back to a number of my favorite spots such as The Publick House, which is even agreeable with my girlfriend due to their great vegetarian-friendly appetizers and frites.

Anyway, that’s more than enough rambling about website updates and recent events in my life! Let’s get back to talking about booze!

I have a lot of catching up to do, so I apologize in advice in case I miss anything or rehash something that’s just plain old news.

Dockside Brewing Company

August 5th, 2007 3:35 PM

Stop #2 today was Dockside Brewing Company. This is tucked away inside the Granville Island Hotel, which just moved onto my unofficial list of cool hotels.

Dockside Taps

With eight microbrews on tap, it’s really hard to decide!
Credit: Michael Guo

Dockside offers eight different brews. The one that really stood out was the Jamaican lager, which is a fruit beer that also has hibiscus concentrate. This was just perfect for a summer day. It was very well-balanced with a touch of sweetness and a subtle bit of hibiscus. It actually reminded me of a Trinidadian rum punch.

Dockside Sampler

However, there’s no need to decide when you can have all of them!
Credit: Michael Guo

The good news is Dockside offers a beer sampler, which comes in a nifty wooden basket. Unfortunately, it only has six of the beers. However, fortunately, the bartender will likely offer you samples of the remaining two as long as you sit at the bar, so here’s a tip: sit at the bar and not at a table! Also, while you’re at it, get yourself some of the ridiculously tasty chili squid, which my friendly bartender Sean recommended.

Chili Squid

Chili squid: the perfect match for beer?
Credit: Michael Guo

Granville Island Brewery

August 5th, 2007 3:05 AM

After lunch, I kicked off the afternoon by visiting Granville Island Brewing, which I’d first heard of in Whistler. I hied myself there in time for the 2:00 PM tour and tasting to discover that both the 2:00 and 4:00 tours were full! Argh! In fact, the taproom itself was packed, and there was nowhere to sit. The brewery itself isn’t that large, so if you plan on going, I suggest getting that early or going on a less busy day. (This is a three-day weekend here due to BC Day.) A half hour or so later, though, the tap room had emptied out a bit, and I managed to sit down at the bar with my four samples.

Granville Island Brewing

With the sun beating down on me in mid-afternoon, it’s time for some beer!
Credit: Michael Guo

GIB Taproom

That’s the entire bar in the GIB taproom, though there are plenty of tables.
Credit: Michael Guo

Fermenters

Check out that sexy fermenter!
Credit: Michael Guo

On Tap

Four beers on tap!
Credit: Michael Guo

The beers on tap today: pale ale, lager, maple cream, and the limited release. The limited release’s name escapes me, but it had a raspberry taste to it.
Credit: Michael Guo

Beer Chalkboard

Beer stats
Credit: Michael Guo

Drinking in Vancouver, Canada

August 3rd, 2007 1:14 AM

Yours truly is now in Vancouver, Canada to attend a wedding this weekend. Of course, I’m taking a few extra days to explore and definitely plan to hit up some local breweries and to drink plenty of British Columbia wine.

Interestingly, the very first beer I had today was at IHOP. Seriously, IHOP. I had no idea that the pancake chain offered beer in Canada. It wasn’t the most exciting meal, but a pale ale sure made it better! I simply didn’t have the energy to venture far from the hotel after a long day of travel and drinking Scotch and wine on various planes. (US Airways currently serves 12-year-old Glenlivet in case you’re wondering and some Chenin Blanc as its white.)

Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my Finger Lakes wine tasting notes, pictures, etc., so that post will have to wait until the end of next week.

By the way, any suggestions as to what to drink while here?

Ten Tips for Traveling along the Cayuga Wine Trail

July 29th, 2007 11:32 PM

We unfortunately hit a few snags on our little trip through Finger Lakes wine country. However, that doesn’t mean that you can’t learn from them! While I sort through my tasting notes and photos, I’ll leave you with ten tips that’ll make any trip along the Cayuga Wine Trail (or really, any wine trail) better.

  1. Don’t speed around Richmondville, NY on I-88.I received a ticket on this barren highway late at night, and I have no idea from where that cop came! Unfortunately, I may be forced to plead guilty due to the inconvenience of possibly having to go there to fight the ticket.
  2. Buy the Vino Visa in person at one of the wineries.There’s a very annoying handling charge that exists online, but it can be avoided by buying it in person at Americana, Knapp, Montezuma, or Six Mile Creek. Even if they’re out, they should be able to give you a voucher in place of the actual Vino Visa, which is what happened to us. We did get some weird looks at some wineries, but the voucher worked fine.
  3. Don’t buy Vino Visas if you’re planning on buying lots of wine.First, a couple of the wineries don’t charge for tastings. Second, most of the wineries (if not all of them) refund tasting fees if you buy wine.
  4. Take at least two days to travel along the Cayuga Wine Trail.While it may be feasible to do all of the trail in one day, you’d have to rush it and you’d probably have to skip lunch. Neither is good for safely tasting all that wine! Plus, your taste buds will start to get tired. After a while, everything starts to taste the same, or worse, everything starts to taste better than it really is.
  5. Don’t go during special events unless you really love crowds.This weekend was the Grapehound Wine Tour. We avoided most of it, but we didn’t realize that they would hit up two of the wineries we went to on Friday! We were surrounded by wet dogs and their owners and had to wait for what seemed like forever in order to do tastings. The winery staff all seemed rather stressed, and the experience was pretty bad. Plus, hotel prices go through the roof during special events and weekends. Paltry one-star and two-star hotels were easily charing $100+ for Friday night. We decided to move our schedule up by a day to avoid paying through the nose.
  6. Learn Priceline bidding strategies early.We booked one of the hotels via Priceline for a pretty decent price. How? I read up on bidding strategies at BiddingForTravel.com. Something that’s very interesting, especially for rural areas, is that you can sometimes enter in nearby locations to get immediate rebids on hotels. For example, if you want to stay in Ithaca at a 2½-star hotel but lose your first bid, then just start a new bid for nearby Cayuta or Spencer! This will save you a lot of time, money, and frustration.
  7. See some of the other nearby attractions.Whether or not you believe me, there are a lot of other cool things in rural New York. There are museums, shops, restaurants, etc. While wine is definitely the main attraction, it’s worth it to see a gorge, eat some vegan food in Ithaca, or play some mini golf.
  8. Spit. Don’t swallow.Generally, I frown on the entire idea of spitting, but let’s examine this one logically. We visited twelve wineries on Wednesday. At each winery, I sampled about six wines. Each sample was about one ounce. That means that I easily could have drunk 12 servings of wine! Let’s face it. That’s a lot, and that’s way more than you should have while driving. I could have easily ended up with not only a speeding ticket but also a DUI.
  9. Stop for lunch.There are some amazing restaurants in the area, especially in Ithaca. I’m slowly posting pictures to Food Porn on DTEIY. The three restaurants that we went to were Moosewood, Lost Dog Cafe, and Simply Red Lakeside Bistro. They were all excellent and come highly recommended. Besides, not only can you satisfy your epicurean craving, but you can prevent yourself from getting too drunk too fast this way.
  10. Check the weather beforehand.The weather was horrible on Friday! There were torrential downpours that made driving incredibly unsafe and that made visiting a couple of the wineries somewhat miserable. While rain is great for the crops, it’s not so great for the tourists who prefer lovely views of Cayuga from the scenic byway.

Oh, and don’t take your kids. Seriously, WTF? I actually saw parents with their kids at wineries. What are the kids supposed to do? Swirl your wine glass for you?

All right, here’s one bonus, which I forgot to write originally. For gas, go straight to the Lake Side Trading gas station on Route 89 in Seneca Falls. It is much, much cheaper there than elsewhere in NY. It’s run by the Cayuga Indians, and I assume they’re exempt from certain taxes as a result.

The Niagara Wine Trail

July 20th, 2007 3:27 AM

Niagara Wine Trail

On the Niagara Wine Trail
Credit: Michael Guo

This past Saturday night, my girlfriend asked, “Do you want to go out and do something?”

I replied, “Want to go to Niagara Falls?”

Less than three hours later, I had a hotel room at Crowne Plaza booked for Sunday and Monday night via Priceline, and we were hurtling westbound on I-90 in a rental car. After driving through the night, we arrived at about 7 AM in Niagara Falls where I then picked up a giant stack of brochures in the hotel lobby. Anything that said “wine” of course caught my eye. However, my girlfriend only gave those a passing glance and tossed them to the side as she perused the other brochures, paying especially close attention to one for a nearby outlet mall.

“Great,” I thought, “We drove nearly 500 miles to go shopping.”

Sunday was spent touring Niagara Falls. For lunch, we walked over to Canada and ate at Kelsey’s where I had quite possibly the best Rickard’s Pale Ale on tap ever. (Yeah, I know. It’s not incredible, but it tasted freaking awesome with those sliders.) A few hours later, I literally started falling asleep while walking, unpleasantly bumping roughly into numerous Canadians and tourists and being an asshole American, but I perked up a bit when we got to the duty free shop. Why I didn’t take a picture inside, I don’t know, but I was bouncing around like a kid in a candy store looking at all the booze.

There was a huge variety of ice wine, all sorts of random liquors, and tons of stuff that you simply can’t buy in the USA. Case in point: absinthe. However, I resigned myself to not actually buying anything due to the laws regarding personal allowances and exemptions for American citizens visiting Canada:

After a stay of 48 hours or less in Canada, a U.S. citizen or resident may return to the U.S. with:

  • US $200.00 worth of goods per person, tax and duty free
  • Any purchases of alcohol or tobacco products may be subject to duties and taxes
  • Any purchases in excess of the U.S. $200.00 allowance may be subject to duties and taxes

Source: Complimentary U.S. - Canada Road Map by Duty Free Americas

Combine the risk of getting taxed with the fact that duty free products don’t truly cost less, and I nixed the entire idea of lugging back cases of booze back with me. Besides, we were walking.

The rules do change for stays over 48 hours, though. Then, you can bring back up to 1 liter of alcohol tax and duty free, but who wants to stay in Canada for that long anyway? (Just kidding, you Canucks!)

Anyway, Monday morning, the girlfriend dragged me outlet shopping, and after several hours of staring at racks of clothing, I finally had the opportunity to drag her on part of the Niagara Wine Trail, which is what this post is truly about!

The Niagara Wine Trail is a group of ten very young wineries mostly clustered in the center of Niagara County, NY. One, Leonard Oakes, is actually in Orleans County. They claim that there is a micro climate in the region between the Niagara Escarpment and Lake Ontario that makes the area very suitable for winemaking, and frankly, I agree. There’s an incredible selection of wines here and some interesting finds that you almost certainly can’t find anywhere else. Plus, there’s the bonus that this is the wine trail that finally turned my girlfriend on to the whole idea of alcohol tourism, particularly visiting wineries. Now, we’re planning a brief trip to the Finger Lakes next weekend (at her suggestion!) for more wine trail fun before she starts at a new job in August and I travel the world for several months on my own.

Here, you should note that before this trip, she had never actually found a wine that she enjoyed. Also, note that my preferences tend toward drier wines whereas she tends to prefer sweeter wines. I think much of the problem here lies in the perception that wine = grapes and that wine must be rigidly broken up into white and red. Quite simply, that’s a mistaken way of looking at wine.

Wine can be made from any sort of fruit. It’s just that in common parlance (and I believe legally speaking), wine means fermented grape juice. Then, even among grapes, there’s more to wine than just white or red. And in Niagara County, you’ll find grapes like Catawba and Niagara, which aren’t exactly common varietals. A trip along the Niagara Wine Trail is sure to broaden any parochial view of what wine can be.

Also, I apologize now for not having taken tasting notes. All of this is from memory, and after tasting something like three dozen wines several days ago, I really don’t remember much!

As we got a late start, we only managed to hit up four of the ten wineries, but I think these should give you a good idea of what to expect on the Niagara Wine Trail. Keep in mind that we chose them somewhat randomly with absolutely no knowledge about the wineries themselves except for what was mentioned in the brochure. In fact, we didn’t even have an adequate map, which is the one thing I absolutely recommend you bring. This map, which was printed in the brochure, absolutely stinks, and we became lost numerous times. Route 425 does some funny things in the middle, and it’s easy to get lost without more details.

The Winery at Marjim Manor

The Winery at Marjim Manor's Wine Selection

I’ll take one of each!
Credit: Michael Guo

The Winery at Marjim Manor unexpectedly became our first stop after we couldn’t find Vizcarra Vineyards, and we pulled up to the building wondering what our first Niagara County winery experience would be like. Thank God it was this one. I don’t think we could’ve made a better first choice when it came to visiting wineries. The Winery not only has a very wide selection of wines but it also has a fantastic woman manning the tasting room. Deborah held our hands and really made the process easy. She was knowledgeable about the wines, about the history of Marjim Manor, and about Niagara County. Seriously, having someone who truly seemed to care made the experience a hundred times better than it might have been otherwise. She even regaled us with ghost stories related to Marjim Manor, which is considered by many to be a haunted house.

Anyway, The Winery at Marjim Manor is one of two W.O.W. (woman owned wineries) in the state of New York, and the Bittner family not only runs the winery but also neighboring Singer Farms from where most of the fruit comes. They took over the manor several years ago, which was formerly owned by the Sisters of St. Joseph, and have been producing wine since 2004.

The Winery has an impressive selection of fruit, white, and red wines ranging from Merlot and Riesling to Blueberry and Cherry, and we tried pretty much all of them between the two of us. Here are our picks, i.e., what we ended up buying:

  • Starlight White Wine
  • Applely Ever After Apple Wine
  • Peach for the Stars Peach Wine
  • Cranberry Crescendo Cranberry Wine
  • Blue Beryl Blueberry Wine

Generally, The Winery at Marjim Manor seems to be much, much better at producing fruit wines than regular ol’ grape wines. For example, I found the Merlot somewhat unpleasant and I’m not a big fan of tasting Concord and Niagara grapes (there’s a reason why people associate these grapes with juice rather than wine!), but the fruit wines absolutely shined.

The white and apple wines were my choices, and surprisingly enough, I was also the one who reached for the blueberry wine. Although somewhat sugary sweet, I could easily envision myself drinking bottle after bottle of it with cheesecake. A note on the cranberry wine: the cranberries come from Long Island rather than neighboring Singer Farms. Of course, that makes sense when you realize that cranberries don’t actually grow in Niagara County.

This is also where I bring up the idea of wine with Thanksgiving. In November, people are bound to ask, “What wine should I drink with turkey?” The answer is not white or red; the answer is cranberry wine. Skip that nasty gelatinous canned cranberry sauce and get cranberry wine instead. Your family will think you’re a genius.

Schulze Vineyards & Winery

Schulze Vineyards & Winery

Schulze Vineyards & Winery
Credit: Michael Guo

Schulze was our second stop, and when we walked into the building, I immediately noticed that it smelled like the building had just been finished the day before. It was incredibly new construction and after talking to the guy running the tasting room (Martin Schulze’s stepson; sorry, I’ve forgotten the name), I discovered that the winery had only been open since May 7. Seriously, May 7. This is when I realized just how young the Niagara Wine Trail was! However, this young winery isn’t any naive newbie to the business.

The vineyards themselves have apparently been growing for decades, and the juice had been sold to others. Only recently did the Schluzes decide to start the winery, and it’s now open to the public.

Here, we once again had a friendly guide who knew what he was talking about and was happy to help us, and we basically tried every wine available, including one of the sparkling wines. (Unfortunately, the sparkling wines themselves aren’t available for sale quite yet, but they should be in a few weeks.) Here are our picks:

  • Cabernet Sauvignon
  • Thirty Mile Point Niagara

Schulze's Wine Selection

Taste the Rainbow
Credit: Michael Guo

I personally found the Cabernet Sauvignon to be spectacular. Now, I don’t have a palate as sophisticated as Parker’s, but I know what I like and Schulze’s Cabernet Sauvignon is definitely it. The bad news is that it was priced that way, too. The Cab cost more than twice that of the Niagara and was the most expensive wine we bought on this trip, though none of the wines were over $20.

As for the Niagara, I can’t really say much about it, but I imagine that it’s great for those who don’t believe that they like wine. (In case it’s not obvious, this was not my choice!) Niagara is apparently really popular with the locals who drink it by the gallon. In case you haven’t tasted Niagara before, then just pick up a bottle of Welch’s white grape juice, take a swig, and imagine it fermented. That’s essentially what Niagara wine tastes like, but don’t worry, none of the wines we tried tasted sickeningly sweet like Kosher wine made from Concord grapes.

If available, I would’ve also bought a bottle or two of the sparkling Vidal Blanc. It was a great sparkling wine that would make any New Year’s party really shine.

Honeymoon Trail Winery

Honeymoon Trail Winery

Honeymoon Trail Winery
Credit: Michael Guo

Honeymoon Trail Winery was our third stop on the Niagara Wine Trail and was unfortunately the most disappointing of the four wineries we visited. This wasn’t due to the wine itself but was due to the tasting experience. The problem primarily centered around the fact that the person left in charge of the tasting room was one of the winemaker’s friends, and she had absolutely no clue whatsoever about the wines. For example, I would inquire about what grapes were used to make a given table wine, and she would answer, “I don’t know.” This is not the way to run a tasting room.

Related to this was the fact that it must’ve taken at least twenty minutes to ring us up at the cash register. After the first total came up, I squinted at it in disbelief and quickly calculated what the total ought to be. She had overcharged us by about 20%! We then stood there for what seemed to be an eternity as she attempted to ring us up over and over again. Eventually, she began trying to reach Garry & Lori Hoover themselves during their Sam’s Club shopping trip but discovered that their cell phone number was nowhere to be found. What saved the day was the Hoovers finally came back and Lori rang us up. Normally, I’m pretty patient, but I was anxious to visit another one of the nearby wineries and this ridiculously prolonged checkout completely killed any chance of our getting to one of them before they closed.

Anyway, let’s talk about Honeymoon’s award-winning wines, which is what redeemed this visit and made it worthwhile. Unfortunately, we only tried five wines each due to the $1 fee for tasting, which is actually only a small fraction of what’s available. I remember choosing a red and white along with a couple fruit wines while my girlfriend mostly stuck to fruit wines. In the end, this is what we bought:

  • Pink Catawba
  • Cherry Wine
  • Strawberry Wine
  • Dandelion Wine

By the way, I want to make a quick observation about these tasting fees, which is something that truly annoys me. I understand that winemakers aren’t in the business of giving away wine for free and want to recover the cost associated with tasting, and I don’t mind paying a nominal fee like $1. However, I bet that we would’ve bought more wine from Honeymoon and Vizcarra if we hadn’t been turned off by the tasting fees. Additionally, what truly aggravated me was that we were carded at the wineries that did not have fees but were not carded at the wineries that did have fees. (And believe me, we should be carded; we look like teenagers rather than a couple in their mid-twenties.) To me, the lack of carding is just a little irresponsible, but combine that with tasting fees, and it smells fishy.

Wine Rack

That’s one sexy rack.
Credit: Michael Guo

Anyway, back to the wine. The most pleasing wine to me was by far the dandelion wine, which is something that I hadn’t even tried before. To me, it tasted like a slightly sweet, light white wine without much body. This could definitely be drunk in place of white wine and is a definite winner. Unfortunately, this is the bottle that broke the cash register’s back.

I was also a fan of the strawberry wine, which I will almost certainly have for dessert one day. Interestingly, though, I remember not liking the razzleberry (a mixture of strawberry and raspberry). Why? I can’t remember. I just didn’t like it.

Pink Catawba and Cherry were both interestingly my girlfriend’s picks. I haven’t tried them yet, so I can’t really say much about them.

Vizcarra Vineyards

Vizcarra Vineyards

Making wine can be a real pane
Credit: Michael Guo

Vizcarra Vineyards was our last stop. It’s a part of Becker Farms, which is a family-owned fruit and vegetable farm that is a tourist destination in itself. There’s a petting zoo, hay ride, pony rides, etc., and we stared at the goats for a while, too. Interestingly, this is the first winery/vineyard where we actually saw grapevines nearby.

Like Honeymoon, Vizcarra charges a buck for tasting, though they throw in six wines and we were served by the very knowledgeable first lady (for lack of a better term; I think I completely forgot to ask her name). She walked us through each of the wines that we tasted and poured us a freebie tasting of their very excellent blueberry wine. What did we walk away with? Well:

  • Erie Canal Catawba
  • Quaker Red Rougon
  • Rhuberry

Goat Barn

Goats…they’re freaky
Credit: Michael Guo

I found the Rougon to be a surprisingly good wine, though I can’t really recall much about it at this point. I’d never heard of the Rougon varietal, and information about it online is scarce. In fact, I’m not even sure it’s an actual varietal, though the Becker Farms website claims it is, so I’ll take their word for it. The other one that I picked out was the strawberry-rhubarb wine. Why? It reminded me of eating a damn good strawberry rhubarb pie. There’s just something about it that made my palate tingle. As for the Catawba, I’m still not sure why my girlfriend likes that grape.

Conclusion & Other Nonsense

The next time you’re thinking of a neat day trip, the Niagara County Wine Trail ought to be high on your list, especially if you live on the East Coast, in the eastern part of the Midwest, or in Ontario. It’s not even too bad of a drive from New England, though it’s at the point where driving and flying are something of a tossup.

These young wineries have an astounding selection of excellent wines, and you’re bound to see something new here that you haven’t tried before. After all, how often do you really get to drink incredible varieties of quality fruit wines? Plus, I’m willing to bet that a trip here is less expensive and less crowded than a trip to somewhere like Napa.

Also, if you’re really enterprising, then you can tack on a trip to the Finger Lakes. In fact, there’s a very high probability of our going on the Cayuga, Seneca, and/or Keuka Lake Wine Trails next weekend before she starts her new job and I start my crazy travel itinerary.

And of course, don’t forget a trip to Niagara Falls, Anchor Bar in Buffalo for real Buffalo wings, and Canada. We did all three.

Other wineries on the Niagara Wine Trail:

More information about the Niagara Wine Trail can be found at their website.

Update: I just found this blog about the Niagara Escarpment, which may prove useful as well.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
     —Humphrey Bogart