The Bacon Cocktail

January 4th, 2008 12:02 PM

Just reading over this list makes me want to vomit. While, yes, I do love the taste of bacon (who doesn’t? even my veggie girlfriend admits that bacon is great), I’m not quite sure a julep or a margarita deserves such a meaty taste. However, if you do want your bacon fix without the unhealthiness of bacon, maybe you can drink your way to satisfaction with OMG!!! Ponies!!! throughout 2008.

  • January: Bacon Mary (Bacon Bloody Mary)
  • February: Bacotini (Bacon Martini)
  • March: Bacon Sour (Bacon Whiskey Sour)
  • April: Baco-rita (Bacon Margarita)
  • Smarch: Bacon Sunrise (Bacon Tequila Sunrise)
  • May: Bacon Julep (Bacon Mint Julep)
  • June: Bacon Collins (Bacon Tom Collins)
  • July: Bacon Daiquiri vs. Bacon Colada taste test
  • August: Bacojito (Bacon Mojito) vs. Bacorinha (Bacon Caipirinha) taste test
  • September: Bacon Fizz (Bacon Gin Fizz)
  • October: Bacontoberfest - Bacon Salt and beers, ales, stouts, and ciders
  • November: Bacon & Bourbon - a sampler of American whiskeys and bourbons with Bacon Salt
  • December: Bacon Nog (Bacon Egg Nog)

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
     —W. C. Fields