That’s Not a Flask. This Is a Flask!

July 11th, 2007 9:07 AM

Orvis One Gallon Flask

It’s long, hard, and filled with fun liquid!
Credit: Orvis

Are you feeling emasculated and unmanly? Then, kick up your virility a notch with this one gallon flask. Seriously, one whole fucking gallon!

Next buy: clown pants with a giant pocket.

Via Crib Candy

Thanks, Vlad!

Always carry a large flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
     —W. C. Fields