Canadians Like Beer—A Lot

July 2nd, 2007 9:40 PM

Licking a beer mug clean

Some male tongues prefer licking beer mugs to pussy
Credit: Flickr user alltrain43

According to a survey sponsored by Coors Light, more than 44% of men say having a cold drink is their favorite way to cool off, and 38% would prefer to be immersed in a pool filled with ice-cold beer instead of a pool filled with ice.

Then, the Canadians take it too far. A survey sponsored by Moosehead reveals that only 72% of Canadians would prefer sex to beer if given a choice between the two. In particular, don’t expect to get any from Atlantic Canadians where 40% of them would prefer beer to sex!

(Also, major props go to The Winnipeg Sun for using the word “nookie” in their article!)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
     —Dave Barry