Two Buck Chuck Kicks Major Ass

July 2nd, 2007 1:30 PM

Crunk on Chuck

Doggy knows best
Credit: Flickr User Ron’s Log

What’s the best chardonnay out there?

Well, according to the California State Fair’s Commercial Wine Competition, it’s Charles Shaw’s chardonnay. Seriously. The wine received 98 points, a double gold.

Take that, wine snobs!

Top Ten Most Powerful Wine & Spirits Brands

May 10th, 2007 8:11 PM

Squirrel drinks Smirnoff

Squirrels agree: Smirnoff’s #1!
Credit: Flickr user robad0b

  1. Smirnoff
  2. Bacardi
  3. Johnnie Walker
  4. Martini
  5. Stolichnaya
  6. Hennessy
  7. Absolut
  8. Jack Daniel’s
  9. Chivas Regal
  10. Bailey’s

Notice that no wine brands appear in the top ten. The highest ranking one was Gallo in seventeenth place.

Also, by my count, four out of ten (Smirnoff, Johnnie Walker, Hennessy & Bailey’s) are owned by Diageo. Yup, giant multinational corporations continue to decide what you drink.

Via The Publican

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
     —David Daye